Bearded evil mastermind Osama Bin Laden has appeared in an advert for Sony’s new Handycam...

The biggest hurdle facing each bill is a rider stipulating that the teens must perform chores in order to receive their share of the bailout.

'It's almost extinctivized'

A Republican psychiatrist believes it says a lot about American values that not one of his patients has claimed to see a patriotic image while taking the famous Rorschach Inkblot Test.

The White House and Department of the Treasury announced jointly today that the financial bailout plan meant to rejuvenate the nation’s economy through $700 billion in lending to financial institution has worked, and Americans may now go about their lives without fear of a total financial meltdown.

If ever I had reason to complain about something, this would probably be it. I mean, I would complain about it, if only I could, but I just can’t.

Nike announced today the release of a new shoe the company hopes will revolutionize the footwear industry and also exponentially increase the sale of Nike shoes. “We had shoes for every kind of terrain the Nike consumer could want,” said Phil Knight, Nike chairman and co-founder. “The basketball court, the baseball, football and soccer field, the ice rink, turf, hiking, cross-training, running on a track, running cross country, golf, wrestling – you name it. But then we realized we offered nothing to help people navigate the terrain of the modern American shopping mall.”

With Obama crushing McCain dead in the polls, and the all the pop of radical campaign attempts having fizzled, it’s time for a game-changer, and short of ordering a domestic attack under the guise of foreign terrorism, there ain’t a whole lot of cards to throw down.

The dreams of millions of portly non-dancers were shattered today as John Sergeant, attacked on all sides for dancing like Mr Miss Piggy, quits. He will be sadly missed.

...public transcripts of the meeting between Bush and Obama indicate Bush also handed Obama a things-to-do list written on a Post-It Note and said, "Here's the list I've been working on for a while. That's Dick Cheney's hand-writing so call him if you have trouble reading those big words."

Washington D.C. - Americans face a tough choice this election day as one of the states must be put on the auction block to help secure the future of the country.

Where else can you turn for loyalty from the opposition?

It wasn't so long ago that I had painfully little understanding of what eggs were, but once I got a handle on them I scrambled like crazy to make the best of it.

Racecar driver Lewis Hamilton clinched the Formula One championship last week, becoming the first black driver to do so in the circuit’s history and earning himself a prominent footnote in the story of global racial progress.

Buckingham Palace has tonight confirmed that the Queen™ has signed a new sponsorship deal under the Private Finance Initiative as part of a strategy to reduce the cost of the monarchy...

The definative review of one of the most groundbreaking games of all time. Does Legend of Zelda still stack up?

theVoiceofReason.com is trying to get into contact with people who have bought or are intending to buy things on the internet after they were approached exclusively through the method of unsolicited email messages.

You still IM your friends on your blackberry, even though you're all in the same room.

America has reached a critical point in her history, and these drastic times call for drastic, even costly measure, and although we've plainly stated our partisan support for the other guys, it's time for you to do something counter-partisan to offset my efforts, or to agree with them.

And of those, more than 60 percent think that Edward Cullen, the male protagonist, might someday leave Bella and marry them, the study showed.